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Noodles123

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Posted on 01/19/2010

Hahahaha so I log in to GM and peek at the chat to see if any friends are on...BAM! All guys...Mostly guys in their 30's...All white...All gold members.

I believe while I slept last night someone turned GM into a gay site...Which would work out great if I was Canadian, an Ozzie or British but I like women.

I mean I'm flattered by Mohawk's mad crush on me but "Hey buddy! These boots were made for walking!"

Anyways...I'm pretty happy and stable in my Noodlelicious Life but I do like it when there are women on the blogs because God knows otherwise we all end up picking on Walter or wanting to make heads or tails of some dark poetry by some fat guy out of Ohio with a fascination for Slipnot and S & M...In his mom's basement...Or his "Lair" as he probably calls it.

By the way Samedi...You have to switch to decaf buddy.

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Posted on 03/16/2010

LMAO Yeah where are the men...

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Posted on 01/22/2010

Noodles: Um, let's see ... Vorpal, Wolf, Dutch, Pretty, Fairy, Messy, Gemstone, Numbjaw ... nope. All aliases. Oh wait! My cat's name is Symmetry. Yes, that's his ACTUAL name. So there you go.

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Posted on 01/21/2010

Ok... I'll give you that one...

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Posted on 01/21/2010

Hun I Am the "Fun Stuff."

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Posted on 01/20/2010

They wheren't there when I was on.... :( Noodels always gets the fun stuff....

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Posted on 01/20/2010

Fierce Love...Being a woman means sweet choices in Ohio...Wannabe Drug dealer/farmer or metalhead.

Deathisanewlife...Ditto

Feistyswitch...Where's the damn blog you were going to write woman? >:(

Samedi..."much of the clientele at GM seems to be yet more single 30something caucasians with serious fucking relationship issues (or is that just me I wonder)...Most likely you...Hey do all your friends have nicknames...Is there no "Bob" or "Jill" among your band of gypsies and theives?

HTPK...Yeah I did but this one made too much sense in my own special way.

Mohawk...Don't mention black guys around Walter he gets nervous and his palms sweat with sexual tension.

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Posted on 01/20/2010

Just checked live chat.
Yep.
All blokes.
All white.

Where are all the black guys when you need'em?

What?
What?
Nah, I'm just sayin.
Don't look at me like that!
What?

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Posted on 01/20/2010

Time for a cull then...

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Posted on 01/19/2010

Yeah I'm totally with you there Noodles I can't believe the incredible ratio of men to women on GM now I mean I love reading whiny goth poetry as much as the next guy (unless you're the next guy Noodles in which case I'll move further down the line) but so much of the clientele at GM seems to be yet more single 30something caucasians with serious fucking relationship issues (or is that just me I wonder) and it really skews the scene for the rest of us hey maybe they should change the name to GayGothicMatch that way we could just add another G to GM and continue along as normal.

Incidentally I gave up coffee about month ago dude.

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Posted on 01/19/2010

Didn't someone do a sausage fest blog a little while ago?

Holy crap! We have blog signatures?!?

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Posted on 01/19/2010

Hahaha! That's funny because I think I'm just as disappointed with the variety of people in chat as you are. >.<

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